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Who would Jesus worship?

Jesus worships me.What with all the talk these days about “what would Jesus do” in this circumstance…and all the world leaders…and televangilists…… all those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he’d tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once. So ask yourself, who would Jesus worship?

Fri, May 11 2007 » About Us, Devotion, Ideas, musings, religion, Worship Me

One Response

  1. emma May 12 2007 @ 12:48 am

    thats very funny. i like it.
    if Jesus worships you who do you worship?
    are there any other great kings like you around?
    give me advice cyberspaceking!
    :)

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