the CyberSpaceKing©

People are watching!

As March nears and end I have had a look at the stats for my BlogSpot blogversus the CyberSpaceKing© corporate website.As you can see the CyberSpaceKing© blog format seems to appeal more to an international audience while the CyberSpaceKing© Corporate website gets most of its traffic from the United States.

Have you seen the CyberSpaceKing on TV?

The CyberSpaceKing has made numerous television appearances. It started in 1996 with a webcam image of the CyberSpaceKing© swigging a beer in Indonesia.Website Heaven chronicled my adventures in Indonesia and Australia, in particular the “crotch still smokin story” of the Eastern Railway Hotel in Ballarat, Victoria (my first blog entry, really). The site was hosted on my brothers AOL account and though the account was cancelled years ago website heaven still exists today.Website Heaven suddenly started to get “hits” and my brother thought that these hits were coming from co-workers in the film industry here in Vancouver. We later surmised that perhaps my hotel strip tease story had suddenly gained popularity amongst some adolescent male audience somewhere, one can only guess. The “hit” counter has since reset but I have these screenshots that show that it’s already passed the 3000 mark back in 2002.It was this point in 1996 and with this website that I decided to claim the internet for my own and crowned myself the CyberSpaceKing©. I made numerous searches and could find nobody claiming sovereignty over this new electronic landscape.Thusly I stand before you the undisputed ruler and self-proclaimed savior of the internet since 1996 Please help support my further efforts to dominate, overtake and eventually rule the internet, television and eventualy asimilate all the religions in the world.

Jokes on you today!

Jokes on you today, loyal followers. If your here looking for one of the CyberSpaceKings scathing weekly rebukes of traditional religion or perhaps a dose of that subtle CyberSpaceKing charm, that magic that convinces loyal followers to pay tribute by sending cash.

Well your out of luck because I have no amusing posts for you today.

I am too busy being worshiped and adored.

Sincerely H.R.H.
the CyberSpaceKing©

I am confused.

Wow there sure are allot of Blogs about religion onthe internet. I just spent an hour trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Then I found this website and became even more confused (but mainly I liked the name). The more I looked the more I found and the more confused and bewildered I became, instead of answering my questions about divinity they seemed to raise more questions and sometimes the different sects within the same religions would contradict each other. What a mess.

What’s a follower to think? What’s a follower to do, follow blindly? It just all seems too confusing and requires way to much research to be able to discuss even basic spiritual matters. Every religion is confusing, difficult to learn, hard to practise, time consuming and expensive.

The CyberSpaceKing to the rescue once again.
Our simple, safe and easy to practise religion just make good sense.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing, pay tribute by sending cash.

the CyberSpaceKing circa 1973
If you squint your eyes you can almost make out the halo.

Thinking inside the box.

Seems these days people are much more concerned about whats going on around them than whats going on inside. When it comes to news we want the big picture quickly and not the intimate details. Oh sure if theres sex or violence involved we want the details but if its something vaguely spiritual or sociopolitical or something that causes us to have to think we would rather get the abridged version. Uh uh, no way, I dont want to think about that, I dont want to be introspective. I want to be removed, abstracted, entertained, free from responsibility or guilt.

Finally there is a religion that you can easily practise that will instantly absolve you of all guilt and responsibility. Finally everyone can just relax and enjoy life, go ahead have fun, after all isn’t that what its all about?

There has never been a better way to live a guilt free lifestyle and be carefree and easy in your religion too. Just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash, it’s simple and easy, theres no difficult text to learn or complicated and confusing rituals. Once everyone is worshiping the CyberSpaceKing there will be no more wars and much less arguing in general.

So what are you waiting for? go forth;
worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tributre by sending cash.

Sincerely H.R.H.
the CyberSpaceKing©

Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.

This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.
Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn’t they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.

Gosh darn CyberSpaceKing©, Your swell!

Imagine winning the CyberSpaceKing© boardgame. First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-crafted CyberSpaceKing© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©*** actual game may not be not as illustrated

To all my loyal followers, thank you for your continued support, the CyberSpaceKing has decided to give you his blessings. To those of you leeching of my devine presence and worshiping but not paying tribute I send you my malicious thoughts.

To my Polish visitors I say “Dzien Dobry”

Try worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© today, no risk, easy to learn and pay as you go.

First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-cratfed CyberSpaceKing© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©*** actual game may not be not as illustrated

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don’t offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing never asks you to do much at all except to send cash. No difficult text to learn, no special rules to live by just simply worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.

Try it today you will see how good it feels to be a part of the new religious craze that’s sweeping the world, worship the CyberSpaceKing©, pay tribute by sending cash and you will be just that much closer to website heaven.

Chemtrails.

These are not clouds. So saith the CyberSpaceKing.

Scott Stevens seems like one of those people that just loves his job.
His station manager of eight years at Channel 6 in Idaho described him as “energetic, easy-going and enthusiastic about the weather”. I first stumbled upon Scotts website www.weatherwars.info when looking for answers as too what the hell the airplanes were spraying in the sky. Scott seemed to have the most logical and credible explanation. As I have been reading his website for the last couple of years I have been impressed with the quantity of data and pictures he has collected.
Here’s a guy in england who films chemtrails and puts them on YouTube.
Here’s someone in France filming this activity.
These are from Vancouver.

I’m just relieved to know it’s not just me that is seeing these trails and going hmmmm…

Another reason, in these times of uncertainty to embrace the CyberSpaceKing as the self proclaimed savior and ruler of the internet.
You will start to feel better as soon as you send cash to the CyberSpaceKing.


Oh and here’s something (about stupidity) everybody should watch this.
These people aren’t stupid they are just confused, another illustration of how much better a place the world would be with all the religion consolidated in the worship of the CyberSpaceKing.

Pay Tribute (by sending cash)

Well the CyberSpaceKing© recieved an average of
12 hits a day in February and added about $1.75 to the Gold Statue Fund.

An excellent beginning but I know we can do better than that. You people need to stop freeloading and start sending in those envelopes stuffed with cash, I realize everybody is having a tough time making ends meet but theres no time like the present to invest in your future, ease you piece of mind, consolidate your religousness and worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.(this is an important step in the process).

If you need help figuring out how best to send cash please see our complete instructions on the CyberSpaceKing website.

Remember if your going to worship the CyberSpaceKing you have to pay tribute by sending cash. If you fail to send cash the CyberSpaceKing your devotion will not be considered complete and the CyberSpaceKing may not look upon you with compassion. You can pay tribute by sending cash and have complete devotion and make generous contributions to increase your own personal contentment. In addition, you can visit some of the many other CyberSpaceKing© webpages that offer great advice and examples for ways to pay tribute by sending cash.

Important: Make sure you…
worship and adore the CyberSpaceKing©
and pay tribute by sending cash.

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Sincerely
H.R.H.
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Musings on religiousness.

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©.I found this website (findagrave.com) where you can explore the gravesites of people dead.I had a look for my “old” friend Kamato Hongo (an honourary Paramook) and these comments I found made me laugh. All these well wishers suggesting Kamato was “with the Angels” Kamato was Shinto an ancient religion based on animism and rooted in the worship of ancestors and nature spirits. I seriously doubt if angels were ever a part of Kamato’s belief system.I couldn’t help but think how much easier this will all be when everyone just worships the CyberSpaceKing©. This is just another example of how much confusion can arise from all these various conflicting belief systems.Consolidate your religiousness today with the CyberSpaceKing©.Worship me and pay tribute with cash.