the CyberSpaceKing©

Worship me, pay tribute.

The heavy burden of divinity is very difficult to bear sometimes. Only very special individuals are able to deal with the pressures associated with godhood.

The CyberSpaceKing is just such an individual, ready willing and able to accept your worship. Don’t forget to pay tribute. We accept your donations at the CyberSpaceKings home page;

www.CyberSpaceKing.com

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Essential and Divine

Divinity, it’s a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I’m only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am “in it” for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me devine. Woship me by sending cash.

Blasphemy

Blasphemy! Yes blasphemy is not a concern when you worship the CyberSpaceKing. We don’t trouble ourselves with such petty concepts. Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing is easy. There’s no difficult text or rituals to learn. We have no real rules at all, just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.

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Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©

Sure other religions have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness. This is the best part about worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals, you take control of your own belief.

With our bold new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray and you decide what kind of rules you should live by. It’s up to you how much you want to devote yourself to your new religion, all we require is that you worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

The Human Condition

Looking for guidance?

In these troubling end days people everywhere are looking for guidance to their problems and help with their personal issues. Everyone has questions and everyone has difficulties keeping their faith. These are difficult times for you common and ordinary people. This makes the CyberSpaceKing©’s job more challenging and the need for the CyberSpaceKing© even more pronounced. With all the experts spouting opinons and trying to tell people how to run their lives, my followers have their loyalty tested on a daily basis. Iv’e said it before and I’ll say it again, these are troubling times. There are many charlatans out there who claim to have the answers. There are those among you who aspire to one day achieve the lofty heights of the CyberSpaceKing©. Never give up the dream but remember to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

CyberSpaceKing© edicts.

The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.

Worship me… Pay tribute by sending cash.

We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don’t offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.What are you waiting for? 2012?

Who would Jesus worship?

What with all the talk these days about “what would Jesus do” in this circumstance…and all the world leaders…and televangilists…… all those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he’d tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once. So ask yourself, who would Jesus worship?

This has been a Test.

My Absense was a test of your faith.Those of you who passed the test (you know who you are) shall be rewarded with extended time and extra privileges in website heaven.The CyberSpaceKing is always testing the loyalty of his followers to determine who amongst you is the most deserving of my special attentions.A loyal follower asked me just the other day…”CyberSpaceKing are there any other religions you recommend I consider before worshiping the CyberSpaceKing?”I answered as I always do …Loyal follower your particular religious choice is a personal matter, the CyberSpaceKing is not concerned with other “lesser religions”(ie: any religion not dedicated to worshiping the CyberSpaceking).The CyberSpaceking is too confident and feels completely unthreatened by those other religious groups, sure they might have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness and the beauty and simplicity of worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals. With my great new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray, you decide what kind of rules you should live by.All you ever need to do is pay tribute by sending cash and continue to worship the CyberSpaceKing.

Follow the Light, 300 followers can't be wrong!

300 followers cant be wrong.OK So I haven’t perhaps reached 300 yet but soon it will be. 300 loyal followers in only 4 weeks is not bad. Although it’s difficult to say for sure I think about 90% of the visitors to my blogs are first time visitors, I know this because basically any hit outside of Vancouver is a new visitor.Remember people, you only have to proselytize to two or three people and get them to worship and pay tribute to play a big part in establishing this great new easy to practise religion. Imagine how gratifying it will be to tell people you were part of this grass roots religous movement.

Me and my nimbus.

Well here’s a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images “devine visions” as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I’ve said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it’s about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don’t delay, become a loyal follower today.